This doesn't have anything to do with anything except that it's a robot, but I want to make sure ya'll know the recession is real.
Recently, I ruined blessed your lives with Cleverbot. And posted my inaugural chat with the (often) rude robot. It was a smashing (no Pumpkins) good time. You Pinchers seemed to have a great time reading our chat and even told me that you’re gonna try it out for yourself. Viva la boredom tactics!
Then, I informed everyone to send their transcripts to me so that I could revel in your foolishness as well. Ya’ll niccas thought I was playin’?!
Fortunately, one particular commenter didn’t think that. At all. The other day, an email popped up in my inbox with the subject, “My Chat With Cleverbot.” I instantly started grinning.
That commenter was Hawaii. Ya’ll may know her as part of the VSB reader/commenter family. She mentioned that she wanted to play around with the bot and I reminded her to send me the transcript. I LOVE when folks take my ignance seriously! Check out our exchange here.
When I read it, there was NO way I couldn’t feature it here (ya’ll will see why in a hot second). So I asked, she obliged, and baddabing baddaboomshakalaka, it was written. Thus, I present to you the Cleverbot Chat with my sister from another mister (she did posit that we were family), Hawaii:
User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: Megan.
User: What it do, Megan?!
Cleverbot: Bricks.
User: Oh yeah? You selling?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Wha?? I ain’t know you got down like dat, big homie!
Cleverbot: Then how i’m going to call you?!
User: I guess that’s one way to get money for your cellular bill…
Cleverbot: But what if I make myself look like an idiot while talking to her?
User: To who?
Cleverbot: To her.
User: Who is ‘her’? Are you pointing at someone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, who is ‘her’?
Cleverbot: Lady Gaga.
User: Ah girl… Don’t be trippin over Gaga. She regular peeps like me.
Cleverbot: I can’t help it. It’s in my code to be mean…
User: So, you wanna be mean to Gaga?
Cleverbot: Not right now! Maybe not ever, if I decide I don’t like you.
User: Whatever heaux.
Cleverbot: Am I still annoying?
User: Shiiiiiittt…. I’on know.
Cleverbot: You do ?
User: What? Listen to OJ da Juice Man? Hells yea! That’s thatshit.com right thur!
Cleverbot: Proud of you knowing anything. Stupid.
User: Megan, do not get yo weave pulled the hell out when I see you in the streets, trick.
Cleverbot: No, perhaps it’s because I am human, does this happen to you?
User: Ain’t nobody crazy like your bot ass.
Cleverbot: It means no worries for the rest of your days.
User: Hakuna Matata, heaux! L.
Cleverbot: Its our problem free, philosophy, hakuna matata!
User: Shouts out to, Cheekie!
Cleverbot: And I’ll be there.
*hollers* Did ya’ll see that?! That Cleverbot nicca just QUOTED “Hakuna Matata.” That is probably the best thing I’ve ever seen in my auto-generated message life. And I thought “it’s uncannily addictive” was the sole reason why I effed with Cleverbot. The bot is a Lion Kang fan, too?! Girrrrrl.
This entire chat was pure hilarity! *daps Hawaii*
Pinchers, how dope was this chat? Ain’t you mad you didn’t send one? You’re not? Oh.
Love ya like Latarian loves doing hoodrat things with his friends,
Cheekie
