“You complete me.”
A phrase that is forever cemented in pop culture because Tom Cruise stood in the doorway wearing lifts and poured his heart out to Renée Zellweger in “Jerry Maguire.”
I’ve said this to many folks before. Many folks have said it to me. Peanut butter has said it to jelly. Kool-Aid said it to sugar. Cassidy said it to irrelevancy.
Ya’ll get it.
Because of this phrase, the idea of “completing” someone is the ultimate love goal. It basically validated the soulmate label. It has been romanticized over and over via grand gestures, spoken words, television, movies, the internet… and of course, epic tales.
You may have read about the epic tale I featured here in the past. Well, friends and you ninjas I’ont like, I got another one. And it also comes from the legendary Facebook!
Interestingly enough, I came across this tale at the end of my work day so it — in a sense — completed my day. Ba dum tsssss. I’ll be here all night therestofthispost!
– Um.
– Ya know, this would be SOOOOOO sweet in a world where ovaries were LIFE-DEPENDENT organs that MEN had.
– I can’t wait ’til this becomes super viral because MAD women are gonna be posting passive-aggressive Facebook statuses, and tweeting passive-aggressive tweets and yelling STRAIGHT-aggressive things to their men talmbout, “YEW’ONT NEVA PROVE YO LUV TUH ME! YEW SENT SUH-PRIZE FLOWUHS TUH MAH JOB?! BASIC BISH! YEW AIN’T DONATE YO OVARIEZ, THO!! AIN’T SHIT NINJA!!!” Basically, this story will be the new “John Q.” You’re welcome, fellas.
– I do love how the epic tale suggests that we repost it if we would do anything for our bf OR gf. With a double-headed heart emoticon. But, back to the point. It’s equal opportunity! Which means a gf could prove HER love by donating HER ovariez to her bf when he gets ovarian cancer. Which is bawse, because then later, he can get preggers and have ALL OF THE SPAWN. WIN WIN. Don’t ya’ll love love???
– Hmm. Ya know… I wonder how that education reform is doing.
Have a great weekend, Pinchers! And make sure you prove your love to your boo by donating something worthwhile like your ovariez. YOLO!
Love ya like Erykah Badu loves to do weird nude videos then be pissed off about the final cut,
Cheekie
I hate you Cheekie. I hate you with every fiber of my being. I hate Shon for tweeting about this, causing me to click the link. And by hate I really do mean love because this was an AWESOME way to start my day.
LOL glad you hate… er… LOVE it girl! Either way.
I promise you need medical attention Cheekie, LMBO!
First of all I wish one of my friends would report this mess on Facebook. I will immediately delete them for being ignorant…ROTFLMBO!
Second when I read that Erykah Badu was going off on folks for releasing the video… all LATE like she en gat no IMMEDIATE reflection actions and stuff…I was like girl, bye!
LMAO. These attempts to be deep crack me up. On the other hand, I’m mad an actual positive message gets lost in the effed up delivery. lol
And yeah, while I know folks can be victims of editing (editing is WALAH MAGIC) I can’t with Erykah ackin like she (and her sis) ain’t straight up pose nude as if being nude in the video wasn’t gonna be a possibility. -_-
I have ovaries?
Yeah, man, the evolution of science is amazing ain’t it!!! -_-
you have not truly lived until a MAN has donated his OVARIES to save your cancer-having azz!!! \o/
*drops dissertation work and goes to find such a man*
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Confirmed by future Dr. Gem Jones herself! Thus, it’s valid. 1 out of 1 goon doctors agree that this is scientific fact. LMAO
lmfao i haaaaaaaaaaaaate
that i loveyou!!!!!*dies*
COME BAAAAAAACK! My ninja dead!!
Oh, this will definitely be a requirement when I get a boyfriend. First question that I’ll be asking him is if he’ll donate his ovaries to me. If the answer is no…then… NEXT! LOL! Thanks for this laugh! I can never get enough of these ridiculous “love” stories!!
Yop! This is definitely going on the list for pre-requisite first date questions. RIGHT after “do you have kids?”
There is so much ignorance in this world…and it lives on Facebook.Thank you for this and those clips LOVED that episode of the Cosbys
Yeah, Facebook is a whole ‘nother realm of stupidity. And to think it was only allowed to college students before. *snort*
And yesssss, that Cosby ep is easily in my top 5. Hell, prolly top 2. Fave is when Vanessa gets busted for drinking and Cliff and the fam initiate that drinking game to teach her a lesson. Chug-a-lug!
My absolute fav episode is when Vanessa snuck out to that concert and Claire chewed her a new one…. that moment was real! I was on the edge wondering if they were gonna let her really whoop her, like how it really woulda went down in my house.
@phidelity15 yessssssssssssss. another top 5! That “GO TO BED!” will forever to cemented in pop culture as one of the scariest parents moments evah. Hell, I jumped and I wasn’t eeeem in trouble! lol
This is worse than that “I will love you FIVE-ever” mess that was going round. (that meen he love her MOAR den forever.)
Yup, my first epic Facebook tale at the eCrib. And yeah, every time I can’t imagine it getting worse… it shole does. SMH
I’m waiting for Mitt Romney to blame this on Obamacare
Me too. I’ll be tuning in to the smear campaign ads with bated breath.
Thanks Cheeks. After reading that status, I am now dumber than I was before I got here. smh. Wait, actually I’m smarter. I just learned that I have ovaries.
And to think, Mitt wants to cut education.
~Chappy
you have completed my life. . .
\(^_^)/
So I have ovaries. That explains everything. Now I know why my stomach has been growing for a while now. SOMEBAWDY DONE GAT ME PREGNANT! I’LL BE DAMNED! *picks up phone and makes an appointment to go on Maury*
Just let me know when your episode airs. I’ll support you homie!!