“You complete me.”
A phrase that is forever cemented in pop culture because Tom Cruise stood in the doorway wearing lifts and poured his heart out to Renée Zellweger in “Jerry Maguire.”
I’ve said this to many folks before. Many folks have said it to me. Peanut butter has said it to jelly. Kool-Aid said it to sugar. Cassidy said it to irrelevancy.
Ya’ll get it.
Because of this phrase, the idea of “completing” someone is the ultimate love goal. It basically validated the soulmate label. It has been romanticized over and over via grand gestures, spoken words, television, movies, the internet… and of course, epic tales.
You may have read about the epic tale I featured here in the past. Well, friends and you ninjas I’ont like, I got another one. And it also comes from the legendary Facebook!
Interestingly enough, I came across this tale at the end of my work day so it — in a sense — completed my day. Ba dum tsssss. I’ll be here all night therestofthispost!
– Ya know, this would be SOOOOOO sweet in a world where ovaries were LIFE-DEPENDENT organs that MEN had.
– I can’t wait ’til this becomes super viral because MAD women are gonna be posting passive-aggressive Facebook statuses, and tweeting passive-aggressive tweets and yelling STRAIGHT-aggressive things to their men talmbout, “YEW’ONT NEVA PROVE YO LUV TUH ME! YEW SENT SUH-PRIZE FLOWUHS TUH MAH JOB?! BASIC BISH! YEW AIN’T DONATE YO OVARIEZ, THO!! AIN’T SHIT NINJA!!!” Basically, this story will be the new “John Q.” You’re welcome, fellas.
– I do love how the epic tale suggests that we repost it if we would do anything for our bf OR gf. With a double-headed heart emoticon. But, back to the point. It’s equal opportunity! Which means a gf could prove HER love by donating HER ovariez to her bf when he gets ovarian cancer. Which is bawse, because then later, he can get preggers and have ALL OF THE SPAWN. WIN WIN. Don’t ya’ll love love???
– Hmm. Ya know… I wonder how that education reform is doing.
Have a great weekend, Pinchers! And make sure you prove your love to your boo by donating something worthwhile like your ovariez. YOLO!
Love ya like Erykah Badu loves to do weird nude videos then be pissed off about the final cut,