Friday Foolery: (Two) Colors Of The Wind

So, I got two gifts from Alise and Bee.

… and it’s not even my birfday. No Rihanna. Hi Rihanna.

And due to the ancient mathematical equation, “sharing = caring”, I figured I’d share with ya’ll. And this gift is allegedly a “love song message you can dance to.” EVERYbody loves that!

The gift? Sean Fury. Any and everyone needs him in their lives. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.

Without further ado…

Jungle Feverish Live Commentary:

0:05 – “The Legend of Sean Fury”, doe? Here we go…

0:09 – Fury, you better WEAR your finest maroon linen suit for this performance!

0:11 – O_O Oh, he got right into it, didn’t he??

0:14 – Yo, look at the dudes wearing the orange tees in the back. Especially ol’ boy on the right. You see his neck twerking? Straight pop n’ lockin’ from the neck up. He is feelin’ it!!

0:23 – Oh lawd!!! *tears forming* He is already doing the most and this is just the lead-up…

0:28 – Ya know, out of ALL the first lines of songs I’ve heard, I never would’ve guessed “She’s bi-racial…” to exist as one. I don’t know why, but I wouldn’t.

0:39 – So, Sean Fury kinda looks like Clifton Powell’s and Bruh-Man’s hypothetical love child.

0:44 – He wasn’t kidding when he said you could dance to it. He’s like Chris Brown, actively twerking to a slow song, except, ya know… uncle-age.

1:08 – This dude STRAIGHT up made a “tragic mulatto” song. *falls out* “She has to choose one side.” ?????????? Mariah Carey circa 1990s, are you listening to this mess?!!

1:18 – That high note, doe. And by “high”, I mean that was his state of being when he thought he could hit said note.

1:26 – There are MORE than two people being subjected to this?! Hell, I thought 2 was too much. ZERO is too much. And I’m mad he up in somebody’s non-profit art museum performing this.

1:45 – Hol’ up. Did he say, “She’s not an average girl, she’s like a diamond pearl.” Hmmmm???? Please confirm… actually scratch that, please prove me wrong since I know I sorta have bad ears. PLEASE correct me.

1:48 – He winked. At me. Actually… no, at YOU. *runs away*

1:52 – NOT the “R&B group 180 degree arc finger point!!” A term, of which, I totally made up just now out of pure ignorance of the official term, if there is one.

2:21 – Dude totally drew something in the air just now. Like, he straight up played a quick game of “Pictionary” whilst performing this song.

2:26 – LMFAO!!!!! Did he just go over to that dude (who was neck-jammin’ in his seat earlier) and flirt wif him? And got totally rejected on some, “o_O, why you over here?” ish? Lemme stop being dramatic. He prolly just went over there and said, “Watch this…” leading to…

2:27 – … whateverthehellthatdancebreakwas.

2:45 – Ya’ll saw that chick in the background smiling like, “He talmbout me and my good hurr”, right? Ok.

2:49 – LOL, she straight up gave her girl (next to her) dap because she KNOW he sanging to her.

3:00 – Wayment. These background vocals. I straight up thought it was bad dubbing or something. LOL

***I paused the video JUST to say the lady in black & white (I SEE what she did there with that choice of outfit!! o_O) looks like Liza Minnelli. Ok, resume…***

3:16 – Hol’ up! Ya’ll saw his mouth moving as if he was singing some epic note? I ain’t hear NONE of that. Just this random background track that came in. WHAT is going on? Ya know what… I shoulda asked that question lonnnnnng ago.

3:22 – Dude in the back snappin’ his fangers with his neck rolls now.

3:26 – No, he didn’t BOW like he the Karate Kid or some ish. And dude in the back mimicked him. Ok, I’m calling it. That’s Sean Fury’s protege. He prolly gonna call himself, Shawn Rage.

Lawd.

But, that’s not all! Click here. Watch. Discuss. Once again, you’re welcome and I’m sorry.

Have a great weekend!

Love ya like polar bears love Coca Cola,

Cheekie

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