Before I start, I have to note two things:
1. This here the first Friday Foolery post of twenny twelve. —> (^-^)
2. This here is Friday the 13th. —> (*-*)
Aiight.
Ya’ll knowthat cute music video, Beyonce’s “Love On Top” (or the even cuter VMA performance)? As you may or may not know, this song has resulted in a bunch of folks abusing using YouTube to display their own version/rendition.
Alise, the Natural One decided to share a particular version that has become my favorite. The version of which, PBG shared with her.
So basically, PBG begat Alise begat this video:
Live Commentary… On Top:
0:05 – Ya’ll heard that “HANH?!”, doe? As in Kanyeezy’s, “WHO GON’ STOP ME, HANH?!” Actually, I want someone to create a mash-up of any song that Kanye says that and integrate this guy’s way of saying it. Or! Even better, have the two do a duet. OMG, that’ll be the best thing since the adage about sliced bread.
0:07 – Because I’m easily distracted by the seemingly little things, ya’ll see that paper plate on the far right? What you think is on there? Peaches? Funyuns? Cheese Puffs? *squints even more than I do now* #PleaseRespond
0:08 – *actually claps hands due to KNOWING he finna jam*
0:11 – O___________O
0:14 – That vibrato reminds me of a very caffeinated and dramatic Smokey Robinson. This makes sense.
0:19 – Ok, I love him already. He just said “I ain’t got no words.” so just used the always relevant fillers, “Jeeee-SUS, Jeeeeee-SUSSSS.” Yes.
0:28 – “I don’t know what I’m gonna saaaaay-aaayyyyy.” Ruh-oh! Pretty sure the good Lord cringed on that one. It’s aiight, we all make mistakes. He still loves our flawed selves.
0:34 – That slap for emphasis makes the fact that the Lawd opened doors that were allegedly closed even more significant. Good work, yo.
0:40 – #TheOutOfBreathStrainedStruggleVoice
0:45 – The. Fact. That. He. Rolled. In. The. Chair. Whilst. Hitting. That. Long. And. High. Note. Though.
0:58 – Raise your hand if you’ve caught the Foolery Ghost. \(._.)
1:03 – Aw, he did that “-uh” at the end of words like pastors do when they REALLY preaching that word. “Jeeeeesus-uh. You da one I love-uh!” And you know how an organ plays a note after each point to really drive it home and get the congregation going? Yeah, that.
1:09 – I have a feeling he is totally removed from this world right now. He is SO in chuuuch.
1:12 – YOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He sound like somebody auntie. Love this!!
1:21 – It seriously look like he almost hit himself with that dramatic arm movement, there…
1:30 – You know what’s the other thing he needs other than Jesus? A lozenge.
1:32 – LMFAO @ him busting out laughing. Yes!! And his laugh is contagious!
Ok, it’s settled, he my new best friend.
Pinchers, ya’ll have a great weekend! Keep your love and Jesus on top! *stomps*
Love ya like Paula Dean loves ham,
Cheekie
I cried real tears. this though… i just… i cannot…
LOL, had the same reaction when I first saw the video. Too much!
*yyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss* praisedalawd! Beyonce, Jesus AND Time Tebow co-sign on this song. If Logo ever ripped off Sunday’s Best, he’d be the winner
OMG, I’d LOVE to see this dude on LOGO! I’d faint upwards. And vote for him constantly.
Oh . . . My . . .Lawd . . .and . . .Master! I know the old church folk say as long as it’s for the Lord it is a sweet song unto Him, but Clawd Hav’mercy that sound was too much for me! Thank you for my laugh for the weekend.
LOL, right… I know dayum well The Gud Lawd SOMEtimes side-eyes some of the ish we do. Like, he still loves us for it, but still… lol
I am sitting in the store DYING!!! DYING, you hear me, Cheekie!!!
*leaves to redo eye make up, which has run from crying with laughter*
and what the heck WAS that on the plate? lets go with Funyuns.
HAHAHAHA!
And yeah, man, I’m mad that was bothering me so much but I am so detail-oriented that I notice ish like that. But, yeah… he seems like a Funyuns dude. Whatever that means. lol
You never fail to have me in damn stitches at work. My first unemployment drink is on you okay?!?
But seriously, was I the only one thought he was gonna roll and fall on a high note?
Yeah, man! Unemploymet tequila in the house!
OMG, I’m not sure I woulda been able to HANDLE it if he fell… ya’ll woulda been trending #RIPCheeks on Twitter, yo…
But first of all, people who wear shades indoors, in a dimly lit room nonetheless? #petpeeve
In other news, #thestrugglevoice is real. Be cautious, because it could happen to you. But not to me, cause my voice is perfect *as God says “Oh really?*
OMG, I can’t believe I DIDN’T comment on his indoors sunglasses. You KNOW how I feel bout that. Proves how powerful his voice is…. o_O
And yeah, I’ve heard through the grapevine that you have a voice of an angel that makes doves cry. Take that as you will.
I am rolling around in my sick bed with joy from this!
SHEEZUS SHEEZUS!
Beezy F Baby! I’m mad you got the sickness, but happy that this made you feel a little bit better. All hail Foolery of Friday!
Wow.
I’m sorta scared now because I know if my folk down in Arkansas get ahold of this, they will sing it on Fourth Sundays at Midway Baptist Church and have someone record it and proceed to send it to my mother who will then send it to me and I don’t wanna see/hear it.
Life is not fair sometimes.
But, you must get this and send it to ME! I’ll even blur out faces…
…
*goes to corner*
I’d watch that. With not an iota of shame, too!!!
Based Stan Jesus is pleased.
I am glad
tiny tears