*CHEEKIE NOTE*: *waves* Hey, ya’ll. I missed the hell outta you and I hope you can say the same. I’ve abandoned my po’ blog and my po’ Pinchers! The good news is that this abandonment is mostly because I’ve been more productive on my screenwriting steez! And the other part may have just been sheer laziness. But, enough of all’at. I’m back up in this piece! *hugs*
Ladies, we all know that when we go out, we love to look our best. We go out to SHOW out.
Well, one of the many struggles we go through is finding something to wear. And lawd knows that when we’re specifically searching for something, we can NEVER find it. Don’t ya’ll hate that?!
Chile, me too.
But, fear not… I have found your answer. Well, actually, L Boogie has found your answer. Blame her. Or you can blame who SHE blamed… Phonte and his always hilarious Twitter timeline.
Presenting…
Divine Live Commentary:
0:00 – First off… before I get into any of this… let’s talk about the YouTube description: “Divine Rags is a boutique in Memphis. Only fascinating women shop there. High end couture for mid price range store.” ( ._.) … AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love how you are officially deemed “fascinating” once you buy an item from this establishment. And those who don’t have the privilege to shop here… aren’t. Ol’ dull basic bishes!
0:07 – Dude looks like Seal’s stumpy cousin. Of course, he has a wine glass which is the ONLY way to symbolize fancyness.
0:09 – And that dance is called… ???
0:10 – Ya’ll see how he just gave that girl his wine glass like, “hold this, peasant girl!” and then looked at the dancing girl with lust in his eyes? Oh yes, he is a pimp.
0:16 – LMFAO. Did this ninja just ask her where she got her “fabulous outfit” and then SHUSHED her when she started to respond?! I ain’t eeem mad at the level of smooth operation he has right now.
0:20 – I LOVE how he just took over like, “They always say, they get it from ‘Divine Rags’.” Like, there is no other acceptable answer. If she is wearing a fabulous outfit, then she got it from Divine Rags. Ish is like an “if-then” mathematics statement.
0:21 – AND the chick just went back to dancing. His rude interruption is not gonna ruin her good time! She ain’t finna waste that fabulous outfit, neither!
0:24 – “Beautiful women! I’m fascinated, always.” Um. Ok, bro. AND WHY IS THAT DOG THERE?
0:26 – I’m fascinated by the fact that this lady just gone kill that snake Britney Spears used at the VMAs way back when and use it to make her dress.
0:30 – Did he just point twice? In a horribly edited manner?
0:31 – “Maybe you too, might fascinate me.” Yes. Because Lawd knows that is my goal in life. Eff an aspiring writing career.
0:32 – DID. HE. JUST. RANDOMLY. KISS. THAT. DOG. DOE? Why was that included… at all? I can’t!!!
0:34 – *falls the eff out at this mechanical arse laugh*
0:38 – What fascinates me the most about this entire video is HOW those ladies were able to actually NOT burst out laughing during this video. I don’t care about many takes it… took. I’d never get a good take. They’d have to fire me, on the real.
Pinchers, would you shop at Divine Rags in order to upgrade your fascination factor? Corporate Christmas party season is here so I may be on my way over there so I can stunt on various corporate hos. Hate me.
Have a fascinating weekend!
Love ya like Herman Cain loves them hos,
Cheekie
lol! After he gave that dog some sugar on the mouth, he got happy!
LOL, wow… good point.
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O_e
An African man with 2 white women and a dog? #winning
Yeah, he is definitely on a thousand hunnid trillion right about now.
*cackles*
Yo, I swear this video had me HOLLERING for 30 minutes after I watched it. I need to go get my “fascinating” qualities up the next time I’m in Memphis…mmhmm….we need to go get all of our high quality stuff from there, Cheeks…
smh.
Yeah, thanks again for sending this, homeskillet. It definitely made my entire week. It is doing THEE most with the least.
I might be in Memphis over the Christmas holidays, so I’ll be sure to check this spot out….NOT!!
Awwww, come on, do it for the peoples! Or.. just me. *sweet smile*
i would make a trip to memphis JUST for this.
and the food.
i mean.. why WOULDNT i shop in a clothing store that has RAGS in the title?? RAGS!!!!!!!!
Right?! I lowkey wanna plan a ratchet group trip to Memphis just to visit this joint. And yes, of COURSE the food! Noms on Noms on Noms.
Yeah so ummm, i live in memphis. Not only that i live like ten minutes away from this mall. I will ride down and share the opulance. Also the actresses looked like i know damn well he didn’t just “shush/wine glass pass off” me.
Ha! Yeah, the lady’s facial expression once he shushed her was Mastercard priceless. And yes, please ride down there and report back with results. ‘Preciate it, homie.
Hilarious!! Ok don’t hate me for knowing the reference (and there by probably sucking the life out the joke OR adding more to it) but the reason he kissed the dog and laughed like that was from the direct tv commercial —> http://youtu.be/jBOq-skoi1c
I know this because I loooooved this commercial when I first saw it.
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I love that you knew this! That little lilliputian giraffe, doe! HAHAHAHA. Nope, didn’t ruin the joke at all. Definitely added to it. It was just as random… lol
I think that this African dude may have officially been the first person to successfully segue from “Have you ever seen a beautiful, well-dressed woman dancing and getting down on the dance floor?” to “Excuse me, miss, where did you get this fabulous outfit from?” without missing a cue.
*proceeds to take notes*
Very good point. That did seem to flow seamlessly… I can’t even lie. Ninja didn’t EEEM hesitate for a second.
I have no words. Only laughter and tears.
That is very valid. In fact, I didn’t have many words right after I first saw it either. In fact, I was pretty much near death. Choking from laughter and whatnot… lol