*CHEEKIE NOTE*: Pinchers, this Saturday I’m heading to Cancun for about a week. Yup, that means next week I’ll be eGhost. I know you hate to see me go, but love to watch me leave but I shall return in July! I will miss you muchly! Aw, don’t cry…
But, SPEAKING of crying…
The following video contains all kinds of WTF-ery. It’s just so — well, lemme back up and tell you how I came across it.
I was partaking in Gchat with L Boogie when she directed me to Phonte’s current Twitter avatar (follow him here if you ain’t already; he is TOO foolish). Which, just to be clearer than Johnny Nash can see now that the rain is gone, it is NOT a picture of Phonte himself. The actual dude’s name is “Sire.” (as I sit here wondering who sired him) \(-_-)/ Ok.
Anywho.
I, of course, fell out laughing in my eDramatic way, but then she decided to kill me even further* by linking the source:
You Can’t Hear My Live Commentary, So Read It:
0:02 – Hol’ up. Wayment. (Wayment. Hol’ up!) Did he just jack the set from “Between Two Ferns?” Lawd, rent really IS too damn high.
0:04 – That curl, doe. It isn’t just making his soul glow, it’s making it glisten. Ol’ emollient soul. Somewhere beneath a pile of pictures from his Twitter groupies, Fiddy Cent is WISHING his F-Curl (you can guess what the F stands for; it can actually be a few things) could get to that level of dopeness.
0:05 – Was that a gotdang compact disc in the background?!
0:09 – Uh-oh, Sire is pattin’ the side of his thigh. You know what THAT means. He is about to go INNNNNNNNNN…
0:14 – ( ._.) WAIT. Tell me he is just warming up. Because I am about to BUST out laughing.
0:19 – “HWHOAAAAAAA, Mama Mia Mama Miaaa.” Mama Mia, indeed. My, my.
0:24 – This dude said, “Tiny little tears, smaller than adult tears.” *falls the EFF out thanks to the law of foolery AND gravity.” Ok, that line won me over. I want this entire song on a t-shirt. Not the lyrics. I mean, I want this video playing on a t-shirt. No buffering.
0:30 – I’m mad he keep sayin’ “Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa” as if he is JAMMIN (on the one). I believe it is an unwritten rule that you can only do vocal acrobatics such as this when you actually sound good doing so. I mean, you can’t be adding extra ish to a song when no one wants to even hear the basic bish lyrics. Right? Am I right?! Of course I’m right. I’m a chick. Zing!
0:32 – Ok, he can hear the children cry, but can he hear ME crying from laughter? Pinchers, I am DONE for. Lawdhamercy.
0:37 – You saw that little neck-pop he did just then? Like, he just KNOW he a dime. Mmmhmm.
0:40 – WHY is that CD spinning back there? Is that his demo?
0:53 – Did he just try vibrato? Ma’am. And “Louder than the loudest sound.” ??? How does that work… exactly?
0:59 – That DVD cover, doe!!! Why dude look so forlorn?!
1:01 – Didn’t it look like Sire was finna say (or “sing”) somethin’ else at the very end? LMAO. Womp.
Yo, I love how I laughed at the video longer than the actual duration of the video. I’m STILL laughing. Alas, it was a shorty, but goodie. That’s not even what she said.
Oh, and yes, That Damn African, I am now a bit more familiar with “Tim & Eric Awesome Show.” Life is quite the humorous experience. (Bit.ly shortened the previous statement to “Life is funny”, btw)
Well, Pinchers, hope you enjoyed today’s foolishness! Have a fabulous remainder of the month!
Love ya like superhero movies love the summer,
Cheekie
P.S. I’m seriously gonna be humming this song on the plane ride to Cancun. I’m also going to be deeply pondering why I can’t hear the children cry… SMH @ my entire vacation.
P.S.S. Bonus pinchable points to the Pincher who can guess what I’m referring to in the title of today’s post!
I’m still jealous about your trip to Cancun, but I hope you have fun!!!!!
Thanks, Sane! I’ll try not to brag on the twittuhs… well, TOO much.
This whole video just SHOUTED “$2 production value”.. With his amp in the corner!!
and I know where the title is from, can hear it in my head.. but can’t remember.. (it’s too late..)
Have a great trip Cheeks…
LOL @ $2 production value! And yeah, I’m mad at that amp in the corner.
Did you end up thinking of the title? (even though I already see someone got it in the comments below. lol)
“…rise Sally, rise! Wipe your weeping eyes, put your hands on your hip and let you backbone slip!”
Have fun in Cancun, mama! I’ll hold it down in these e-streets til you get back. (I love saying that and I think I got it from you, BTW!).
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *daps the hell outta Magnet for Foolishness* You got it! *extra pinches and whatnot* We STAYED chanting “Rise, Sally Rise” in school. Good times, good times. Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em.
Thanks for the well-wishes and for eHolding it down!
*cackles*
I seriously had to wipe tears from my face after watching this at work…just…between following Phonte on Twitter and having you as a friend (read: mortal enemy), I swear my ratchet quotient will keep being exceeded…*wipes tears again*
its always a pleasure to be the vehicle for Friday foolery
Have a decently ok trip!
Yeah, Phonte definitely satisfies my need for foolery. He has NO type of sense (Not A, B, O Positive, none of that). Hilarity.
And thank you for your so-so wishes for the trip. -_-
BYE CHEEKS! #thatisall
Are you saying fare-thee-well to me because of my trip or are you saying “bye” in that way that most people say “bye” after something I’ve done/said.
Yeah, bet it’s the latter. *cackles*
i died when that fool Tay posted that new avi. and then i died when i saw the video.
im so glad your post is in tribute to the man, the avi, and the song. well done cheeks!
*snickers at “Tay”* I luh you, Gem. That video is gonna be the root cause of SO many perished persons. I just… cannot.
The Mama Mia perplexes me, well everything in the video perplexes me, but you catch my drift. By the way, how do you catch a drift, with a catcher’s mitt? Important questions.
-__________- @ “how do you catch a drift, with a catcher’s mitt?” Ol’ bottom of the ninth drift. And the “Mama Mia” makes total sense because he is aghast at the sound of children crying. Saying “Mama Mia” is totally appropos because he coulda said something else like “Oy!” or “Jesus Christ!”, but he chose to call for their mama. She the only one who can stop them from crying. Either that or she’s the reason WHY they’re crying. #GoGetASwitchSwag
sigh. You will possess nary a fine thing in your life.
LMAO! Yeah, that CD spinning in the background is just too much. And “Tiny little tears, smaller than adult tears” just laid me out lol. I love Tim & Eric Awesome Show.
The CD spinning is just enough to put it over the top. Which is how I like my foolery. I mean, I can take it “medium well”, but “over the top” gets it just right. Goldilocks.
And you KNOW that, “Tiny little tears, smaller than adult tears” line is the best thing since the iSliced Bread app.*
*crosses fingers that this actually exists
ummmm, Cheekie, ummmm…. nevamind, I think I can’t, I think I can’t with your foolery. Little Engine.
I don’t know why I’m just now venturing over to your blog…but I’m so glad I finally did.
I literally had to cover my mouth to keep from laughing too loud.
What a way to end a boring week! Have a great time on your trip, take plenty of tequila shots but beware of the worm and please don’t drink the water!!
Hey Phidelity! Thanks for dropping by! And yes, I will avoid the worm like I avoid people resembling Flava Flav. Same concept.
TEQUILA FTW!
U AIN’T SHIT!!! LMFAOOO! ~BILILKIM
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