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You know what I love (that isnt rice, ice cream, Disney or Pixar)?
Men.
You Y-chromosome havin’ mofos are kinda my weakness. Shhh, don’t tell nobody. Hell, don’t tell yourselves or you’ll be forced to use it against me.
Ah, the Male species. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Well, I’m not gonna count the ways actually, just list them. Leggo:
– That’s Just My Baby Daddy. Wait, No It Ain’t. Still Hot, Doe. Man, listen. Men with kids is some sexy chocolate ice cream waterfalls ish. There’s something about men interacting with children that makes my nether-regions be all, “Your wish is my command!” And it don’t even have to be a father with his child. Just seeing a guy naturally blend with the kiddies is some sexified ish. The images of a guy carrying his grinning daughter on his shoulders, a guy tossing his tickled son into the air, or a guy standing in front of his classroom of ankle-biters is just… *faints on top of the next thing on the list*
– Can We Talk For a Minute? Boy, I want to… well, hear your voice. I’m a sucker for a nice man voice. The deep timbre, the subtle mischievous lilt, everything about Idris Elba’s voice… all’at. And I adore the husky undertones of a guy’s voice when he first wakes up. That is probably one of the manliest things a guy can do without even trying. And if you use that voice to whisper into my ear? Dude…
– You Don’t Smell Like Teen Spirit. I’ve mentioned my weakness for great cologne game before. And to quote what I told Max in my “Any 10 On Tuesday”, “Hell, you could be Gollum’s nephew and you can make me double-take with some great cologne. Of course, I’d double-take the fuck back to where I was looking before once I saw your mug, but at least you made me look.” That basically sums up how powerful it is. A conservative (emphasis necessary for you Steve-Harvey-suit-wearing-ninjas) amount of cologne definitely upgrades ya on the sex-o-meter by default, in my book.
– Walk This Way. Forgive me Father for I have sinned, but I’mma use this word: swagger. Yup, that’s what makes a great man walk. A man with a dope walk makes me want to get to know him better. I love the easygoing-ness and chill way a man that is sure of himself walks down the street. And no discrimination, but my melanin-brethren have this down pat. Makes me wanna do the come-hither finger-motion. Get yo fahn self over heah…
– Touch Me, Tease Me. I don’t wanna get into every single way a guy touches me that gets me randy because this post will have a 39,758,269* word count. So allow me to specify the one that I think I love the most: touching me on the small of my back. *Leiomy-drops upwards at the very thought* Join me and let’s get inside our minds for a minute. Imagine walking into some generic spot like… the restaurant. As you enter the door, his hand randomly meets the small of your back while he guides you in front of him. Ladies, I’m not just getting shivers up my spine, my spine is actually shivering. Woo, chile.
– Put A Smile On Your Face. I love smiles. I love laughs. Basically, I love happy people. Yeah. YEAH. Yeah. Yeah. But, there’s something to be said about a guy’s smile. Well, when he has a great one. Sorry, Busey. And like the voice, I love a mischievous smile. A sly smile. One that slowly forms from the outermost corners and then breaks out into a full one. This one is usually paired with bedroom eyes or eye-boning, hence the sexiness. And on the laugh tip, I adore a jokester. Just the simple act of being naturally funny is super sexy. Throw a well-timed joke in conversation and I’ll be feeling extra loving after I’ve calmed down from the giggle-fit.
– Just Be A Man About It. Excuse me while I hop in my DeLorean and set women back a few years and say: I love when a man takes control. Well, actually lemme expound. Ok, so, I’m not really a bossy person in general so that’s a part of Leo-ness that I’m not in tune with. However, where I DO identify with my fellow felines is that it’s mighty hard to control me. Like, I automatically reject things not done my way unless you’re well… special. So, I find it extra hot when that guy tells me about myself or demands that I do something. Takes me aback in a good way. But, with anything, too much of it can be a turn-off, of course. Don’t get it Twizzlers-twisted, I’m still on my Janet Jackson control over here.
Pinchers, time to share what you find sexy in the opposite sex. What about men, women, or “other” gets that blood pumping?
Love ya like Derwin Davis loves to seduce me (via Tee-Vee) with his boxer briefs,
Cheekie
iCANT with this picture! Going to read now.
Girrrrrl! You hit it on the head with this post. Now I know, this picture has NOTHING to do with anything. I can recall at a certain VSB day in a certain city when a certain guy touched me on the small of my back and I had to tell him why that was just a NO NO…YES! That spot is way to intimate for it to be a damn back!
All of these are awesome! Great Humpday post!
Thanks, girl!
I remember that certain guy. And that certain day. And I THINK I may dwell in that certain city.
First off, let me say that our similarly aligned interest in both Idris Elba and Boris Kodjoe are what attracted me to sign up for your blog!
Moving away from the “eye candy” for a minute, I would say that I find a good, clever sense of HUMOR very attractive. For example, there is something about Dave Chappelle and Seth Rogen that I really like…they are both good comedians and great writers and make me laugh…alot. I also think that CONFIDENCE is sexy which is why I really like Andre Benjamin. He OWNS his work, his attire, and he’s a great lyricist…who doesn’t seem to care what anybody else thinks about him.
I’mma be like you and do a “first off.”
First off, yo e-moniker is everythang.
I actually think Seth Rogan has sex appeal to him in a way. He is not conventionally attractive at all to me, but something about him being absolutely hilarious, cuddly, and lovable makes me look at him a little differently.
Confidence is definitely sexy. When it’s worn the right way, it’s perfection.
all of the above.
word game – when a man can write or talk his words effortlessly..wins
the wardrobe – crisp, clean and age/industry appropriate. but summer = bball games = bball wardrobe = um.. wet..um.. yeah.. moving along…
being into me – this is so simple, and maybe silly – but if you notice the little things and make effort to show it..extra win.
strength – being manhandled, picked up, thrown about… i..um.. gotta go now.
great post!!
Keisha, you hit the nail on the head with the “being into me comment! There is something quite intoxicating about a man who would drink your bath water….(I’d be troubled if he did. Just saying)
This guy is not to be confused withe the wuss-type guy who is uber into you because he has no life. He’s creepy……..
YES @ the word game. Can’t believe I didn’t add that one. This really pertains to the huge blogosphere. Male bloggers are getting all kinds of e-panties based solely on the way they write. And it makes sense because we chicks value ish like that…
And yeah, when they remember those little details, it’s super sexy because men aren’t really known for that. So, because it’s rare, it’s extra sexy.
im nodding my head to all points!!!!
though i havent seen the BP around any kiddies, i have seen him interact with my friends toy poodle who i dog sit on occassion. he is soooo cute with her!! most guys ive talked to or dated are irritated by her small stature and toy-esque-ness, but not the BP. he plays with her, goes with me to take her for a walk, and lets her curl up next to him for bedtime. it melts my heart…. except for the fact that she licks his ENTIRE face to show her love for him. grossness lol.
but by far the thing that makes me melt most about a man, esp the BP, is his cologned scent. even though the BP can’t smell (yes, you read that right lol), he picks the right colognes to wear that match his personality and appearance. i just love to bury my face in his neck and BREATHE.
awwww i miss him now. im gonna go cry in a corner…..
AWWWWWW, Gemster!
Dudes with pets is definitely a hot thang.
Girl, YES, the crook-of-the-neck burying is definitely one of those little things I highly appreciate. The scent of his cologne… the scent of him. All goodness.
Wayment, he can’t smell? lol
Ooooh, great post Cheekerz. You hit the proverbial nail on the head.
Thanks, Sane! I tries me bestest.
The presumed dead chivalry is and will always be my weakness. A little old school gentlemanly behavior and attention to detail when it comes to kindness will get you everywhere with me. It’s the little things. Wait what? Little thigns figuratively, not a little thing, lol…
Oh yes, because we’ve laid chivalry to rest (and followed it with the N-Word latah… -_-), it is definitely something to be cherished and valued. I mean, it’s sad when you start to be surprised that a dude is opening the door for ya, but it all feels nice regardless. Plus, everyone wins with this because you get to switch those hips a little more so he can appreciate the view.
That picture is just offensive to my nervous system.
I’m totally with you on each point. I keep watching Takers just to look at
Idris walk *dreamy sigh*
Gotta co-sign Naturally Alise too. Chilvary is the sexy. Opening doors, pulling out chairs, rushing to pick up something I’ve dropped. That’s what’s up.
For me, a man reading a book. Does something to me everytime, yo. Esp, when he’s fairly attractive and all neat looking and the book is something like Critique of Dialectical Reason (New Edition) (Vol. 1-2) or Breaking the Chains of Psychological Slavery…. um umm ummm! Makes me wanna buy him a short set or something.
“That picture is just offensive to my nervous system.”
Yeah, it took some time and reflection before I could actually go on with the post when I put that picture at the top.
Oooh, great edition! A man getting his book-learnin’ on is definitely hot. Especially if it’s something quirky or one of my favorite books!
I have been told that the women I like are Super Model Rocket Scientist. I interpret that to mean I like a good looking woman who has the brains to match the looks.
Accordingly, I have never been accused of “picking from the bottom of the tree”
Brains + Good Looks = Winning.
Most definitely. Especially since those folks aren’t everywhere.
Girl!!! I was cracking up at this. I have damn there broken my neck cuz a man smelled good. I swear I loved a man for 3 years cuz he smelled good. LOL. Ooo and a good smelling mad in a finely tailored suit? *shivers at the flashbacks* Now what was I saying?O yeah, a suit, some slacks or a nice fitting dress shirt? YES LAWD!
CHEEKS! u thought since I was off da twittuh, u would be free from my slaying of your soul? NAWWLLLL NIGGUH NIGGHUH NAWL! BEHOLD!
No One Man Should Have All That Flour: All of the Lights (rice)
Oy vey…
noonemanshouldhaveallthatflour:
Something wrong
With Uncle Ben
His rice is gone
That nigga dead!
I steamed my girl, some rice that’s red
I set that time, and went to bed
It’s boiling up, it’s almost there
I’m on my way, headed up the stairs
To my surprise, a nigga replacing me
I had to take him to that Fried Rice…
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