*CHEEKIE NOTE*: I have a dream that there will be no blog post on MLK Day. K? K.
Like any Lioness of the Leo* variety, I love drama. Yes, just like TNT an’em. Not necessarily drama that causes stress, but more so… pomp and circumstance. I adore exaggerating and dramatizing otherwise bland moments. In short, there must be drama for yo mama.
Nothing encompasses the word “drama” better than this feller here. That’s right, Señor Dramatic Chipmunk.** It’s no secret (especially around these e-streets, where I obsessively link it) that I have a special affinity for it. Ever since I first saw the original clip, I was forever sprung.
And because any good and foolish clip has to have remixes, I have been partaking in those as well. Recently, one quite ratchet brotha, St Lunatic decided to be a dear and share a few epic dramatic remix clips with me. They are like the Dramatic Cousins (twice removed) to the Dramatic Chipmunk.
One in particular:
Lawd. YES. You don’t know bliss ’til you seen this.
The Ways I Imagine This Clip Going Down In Real Time:
1. (0:01 – 0:07): Mmmm, this grass is quite yummy, I wonder if Emeril will give me the reci —
(0:08 – 0:14): OH SHIT, I’M ALLERGIC TO GRASS!!
2. (0:01 – 0:07): *humming the theme song to “The A-Team”*
(0:08 – 0:14): JEEBUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, WHAT THE HELL BIT ME JUST NOW?!
3. (0:01 – 0:07): Ok, I have to get eggs, bacon, bread, Florida orange juice, milk, cereal —
(0:08 – 0:14): WAYMENT… WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT?!
4. (0:01 – 0:07): Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, vio —
(0:08 – 0:14): I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!
5. (0:01 – 0:07): To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ’tis nobler in the mind –
(0:08 – 0:14): KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
6. (0:01 – 0:07): All work and no play makes Jack a dull —
(0:08 – 0:14): OPRAH GOT HER OWN CHANNEL, SHAWTY!
7. (0:01 – 0:07): If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it –
(0:08 – 0:14): IT’S TIME FOR THE PERCOLATOR!
Ok, lemme stop. Ya’ll get where I’m going.
And because Mister Lunatic is a giver (he is a Saint, after all), he also shared this with me. I’m mad there’s a dramatic gif of Napoleon Dynamite’s llama, Tina, circulating out there. I mean, that IS her right? Sure. I’m imagining in this gif, she has just found out that he has been feeding other llamas on the side. What a whore.
Aiight, Pinchers I’mma take it interactive right now. If YOU had to caption the WTF Cat or the Dramatic Llama, would would it say? Be foolish and whatnot. Oh, and make sure to share any clips/gifs you know of that I probably… don’t know of. #PayTheFooleryForward
Happy Friday and have a fabulously foolish long weekend!
Love ya like inmates love to scare Bebe’s Kids straight,